Thursday, November 29, 2007

Ooooo, Britney Must be so Jealousssssss!!!!!

This 'tasteful' photo of Christina Aguilera on the cover 'Marie Claire' is a big 'ol slap in the face to Ms. Britney Spears. Some of you may remember that the original 'bare, naked, pregger' but painted upon body (so Artistic!) was that of Demi Moore on the front cover of 'Vanity Fair' magazine, de-ec-ades ago!

I very much recall Britney Spears BEGGING to show one of of her pregnancies on the good ol VF pages or anybody else for that matter. She was DENIED, something about 'over-exposure' or something.

Well, fellow mentally ill folks, other bipolar babes, maybe we should all prepare to welcome Ms. Spears with open arms into our worlds. I now hear the media saying there is suspicion that the Brit-ster is mentally ill.

No specification if they are thinking schizophrenic, schizo-affective (could someone please tell me what that means, before I have to ask my best friend who has it) or Worst of All - zeee dreaded Bipolar Virus (that's a joke, bipolar is neither catchy or something you can ever get rid of).

Apparently, you will get jettisoned out of her crowd for mentioning it, let alone those who have bravely tried to prep her for some institutional work, but you can't blame her. As a spoiled brat she seems too weak to buck against stigma.

For all I know, all normies go spend $50,000 on chandeliers on the way home from the court, with her two kids that she just won partial custody of in tow. Sure, rich people/or even powerful people get away with a whole lot of crazy. History's full of 'em, and frankly it's fun to watch. Or keeps you awake during class.

I'll just feel bad when the big 'ol meltdown happens, or someone gets killed.

Why not try some Lithium, Brit? They don't know why that works, either, but you can buy a hell of a lot of it for the same price as a pair of chandeliers. You Already look fatter, grown more zits, and heck you've already dropped your kids a couple of times - no one will even notice!

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